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English Poetry


CaPitaLS PLeaSe
So what is it that I wish to say
It is the dress code
That we have today
What dress code, then?
You may ask
And you might as well
wait for me to unmask

Well, here it is!
If you wear a shirt
That has CHECKS
You score a 49
Because checks = 3 8 5 3 11 19 = 49

If you wear a shirt
That is PLAIN
You score a 52
Because plain = 16 12 1 9 14 = 52

If you wear a shirt
That has LINES
Precisely Vertical LINES
You score a 59
Because lines = 12 9 14 5 19 = 59

And if you wear a shirt
That has stripes
Horizontal stripes
To be precise
You score a 106
Because stripes = 19 20 18 9 16 5 19 = 106

So the order
For the dress code
Is checks, plain, lines and stripes
That can be called as CaPitaLS


  1. Vishvnand says:

    In order to understand & capitalize on what is implied in the posting
    some more explanations on the contents would be advisable & in order…. 🙂

    • Apurva Bharat Gaglani says:

      Wear the different shirts under different circumstances and study its effects.

      Think about it. While standing in a queue or for xerox and more other such instances in daily life.

      • Vishvnand says:

        I consider all incidents as COindcidents; i.e. Common Ordinary Incidents and take it from there rather than getting into uncalled for confusion of trying to unnecessarily delve in to areas of irrelevant abstraction…. 🙂

        • Apurva Bharat Gaglani says:

          That is good, it makes life easy.

          But incase life gets tough and things repeat, you might as well have to resort to all kinds of analysis.

  2. Apurva Bharat Gaglani says:

    Plain scores over Checks.
    Lines scores over Plain and Checks
    Stripes scores over Lines, Plains and Checks

    If wearing lines, you do score over stripes, then checks will score over you.

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