“5-HUMOROUS & LUSTY LIMERICKS”
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(1) As a climax of his acting art,
Salman Khan in a film emitted a fart !
To act as in natural living life,
As if blowing a musical bag-pipe,
He proved thus an actor very smart !
(2) A young man didn’t get any earning job,
So he was thinking either to steal or rob !
Instantly, then he hit upon a plan,
He labelled empty bottles with “Big-B’s Fart At Dawn”,
Sold like hot cakes, numerous bottles among large mob !
(3) A beautiful lady very much annoyed, feels,
When dirty are always found, her heels !
She never, hence, remains without socks,
Exposing all time, her hairy locks,
Always hesitating whenever she kneels !
(4) Ladies need more care for their hair,
To look more and more beautiful and fair !
The charm of their beauty is exalted with sweet voice,
That being in addition a preter-natural device !
As it adds to their beauty a very lovely flair !
(5) Beauty is always everybody’s charm,
It makes us all, excited and warm,
Unaware of, if there be any resultant harm,
Despite all well-knowledgeable alarm,
It works just as if greasing our palm !
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8 Comments
Liked all very much, all are lively
Beautiful, succinct, subtle and jolly,
Bestowing readers ideas lovely ….
Beautiful ones, Ashwinji.
wow…
very nice sir
ashwini kumar goswami Reply:
October 29th, 2009 at 9:58 pm
@rajdeep, A bagful of thanks, Dear
Rajdeep.
1) Born: 14-03-1936 (Bikaner-Rajasthan)
2) Caste: Goswami Brahmin.
3) Religion: Sanatan Dharm. (Devotee of Mother Universe-Jagadamba)
4) Status: Pensioner (Retired A.A.O.)
5) Hobbies: Deep devotion, Music (A veteran musician), Chess, Solving
crossword puzzles and writing proses/verses in English,
Hindi, Brij Bhasha etc. A veteran flautist & Synthesizer/Harmonium Wizard.
Very good ones, I liked them very much
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ashwini kumar goswami Reply:
October 27th, 2009 at 7:56 pm
@Ray, Thanks, Mr. Ray.
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