An Ode to Constipation…
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I need a serious emancipation,
from this pain called constipation.
Afflicts all from different forms of occupation,
no one’s free from its difficult captivation.
Though I am a man of easy flow,
sometimes fall prey and get its deadly blow.
Its a pain in the place, you know what I mean,
from the disgusting rut that’s lying within.
Suffered a lot, made my entire day so grim,
tried and failed though I was filled to the brim.
Exerted pressure more than I could manage,
just failed utterly to offload the garbage.
Tried papayas and yogurt but nothing worked,
glass of hot water in wee hours only irked.
When there’s no remedy for two-two days,
all one does is pass on time with a grim face.
Then finally miracle occurred,
when I no longer the pain suffered.
Something worked and really very well,
relieved finally from its deadly spell.
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